Ryan Hoppe

Ryan Hoppe  Biography

-ORIGINALLY FROM THE MEAN STREETS OF ARLINGTON HEIGHTS, ILLINOIS
-RIDDEN WITH RAGING DADDY ISSUES & ANXIETY
-WATCHES AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE BEFORE BED.
-LOVES 2000’S HIP-HOP & TOP 40 MUSIC
-MASTER-MIND BEHIND THE AWARD WINNING “HOPPE HOUR”
-MEDITATES TO GET RID OF PANIC ATTACKS, UNTIL PANIC ATTACKS RETURN ONCE
MEDITATION IS OVER.
-LIVES IN A TINY HOUSE & DRIVES A 2015 HONDA ACCORD THAT HIS UNCLE BOUGHT
HIM. SUCH A BALLER!
-HAS BINGE WATCHED HALF OF “PORNHUB”
BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT FACT IS THAT RYAN HOPPE IS HERE FOR YOU. HE WON’T BE
GIVING YOU POLITICAL ANALYSIS, THE SELF PROCLAIMED EXPERTS ON THE CABLE
NEWS CAN DO THAT. HE WANTS TO ENTERTAIN THE HARD-WORKING MILLENNIALS WHO
WORK THREE JOBS JUST TO GET BY.